I am like Lobelia Sackville-Baggins!
Not that I
look particularly hobbit-like, but I really sort of act like her. Notice that in one quote in FotR that when she is riding away in her cart back from Bag-end she looks as if she is trying to to figure out some witty response and I get like that a lot... I at least
try to sound smart. Plus she has this tendency to be a bit mean if you do something she doesn't like, which I can do too. Plus she is a bit overprotective of her home, but of course if I was in her situation I would do exactly the same thing!

Because I
do get overprotective over my most prized posessions (LotR, stuffed animals, clothes, souviniers... you get the idea) and in addition to that:
I would love to hit somebody twice the size as me over the head with an umbrella!
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