[Rune Son of Bjarne]

I looked at the picture and thought of two caption, unfortunately I continued reading and found out that they where very close to hookbills. . .

"Merry and Pippin is getting tought some new drinking songs"

and

"Treebeards new "bling bling" was the envy of the other ents"

The jokes aren't the same, but the general theme is!
Anyways I shall come up with some new ones.

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Merry and Pippin was suprised about just how pleasant it was getting limbs eaten by an ent.

Merry and Pippin was too polite to tell Treebeard that his beard was so sticky and quilted that they where helplessly stuck.