[Brinniel]

The next night’s kill was done quickly. The wolves crept into their victim’s tent and snapped her neck before she could even shout out.
“Well that was easy,” said one wolf.
“Hey look what I found!” The second wolf held up a small book.
The third wolf’s eyes opened wide in shock. “It can’t be!”
“I say this calls for a celebration,” said the first wolf. “Perhaps a special meal…how should we serve her?”
“How about a shepherd’s pie?” the second wolf suggested.
“We’re in the middle of a forest, silly. How could we possibly bake a pie?” the third wolf replied.
“Ooh! Ooh! I know! Why don’t we make s’mores out of her?” the second wolf thought up.
“Mmm…that does sound quite tasty,” said the first wolf.

So the werewolves divided their victim into smaller parts and stuck her on sticks to roast over the campfire. When she was nice and gooey, the wolves removed their sticks from the fire and pressed her in between squares of graham crackers and chocolate. They all took a bite from their s’mores, savouring the sweet taste that melted on their tongues.
“Yum, this is much better than melted marshmallows,” said one wolf.
“Agreed,” replied the other two, their mouths full.

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The next day, the BDers woke to discover another present sitting in the middle of the camp. They were all slightly hesitant to pick it up, fearful of what they might find.
Finally, it was Aganzir who read the tag: “Hahahahahaha! We ate your seer! Now you’ll never catch us! Lots of love, Your not-so-friendly neighbourhood wolves.”

The BDers opened the box to find a book….or rather a journal entitled Durelin’s Dream Diary. Sally tore open the journal only to find that all the pages had been ripped out.
“#$@#&!!!!!” cursed Nogrod.
“Now we really better lynch the right person today,” said Kitanna.

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The Living:

Kitanna~the self-righteous know-it-all
Aganzir~non-anonymous neg-repper
Shastanis Althreduin~chatspeak translator
Boromir88~the one upper
Rikae~the person who tries to fake knowledge of the books and fails miserably
Eomer of the Rohirrim~easily-offended trendy
Nogrod~the wanna-be moderator
satansaloser2005~a fan of everything but Tolkien
THE Ka~Artful Dodger
Eönwë~conspiracy theorist
Formendacil~Tolkien Canonist
Mithalwen~therapist

The Dead:

The Barrow-Wight~took up permanent residence in a barrow (mod)
The Sixth Wizard~ grammar Nazi~strung up in a tree (ordo)
McCaber~ does it 4 teh lulz~made the narration much more amusing than it originally was (ordo)
The Elf-Warrior~nitpicker~didn’t know how to float (ordo)
Nerwen~ rabid fangirl~willingly traded her life for an autographed Legolas poster (hacker/werewolf)
Kath~artiste~wrote her last poem (ordo)
Nilpaurion Felagund~ Ainulindalë Addict~had a mouthful of dynamite (ordo)
Durelin~ Unreliable RPG Addict~made a delicious s’more (moderator seer)

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Day 4 has begun.

Wolves stop PMing. Everyone now may post.