[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

''Begging your pardon, Mr Frodo, but they haven't got the Ring.''

''What do you mean? Did you take it?''

''Mmmm... yeah...''

''That's great! So we can sneak out and go to Mount Doom now!''

''Well, no, y'see Mr Frodo, I traded them for .... some seeds. They totally work, look: I already grew some cress with them.''

''You traded the Ring for a basic vegetable?''

''Um, yeah.''

''Well, I am really hungry--''

''Look out! They have a cave troll!"