FEEL THE RAW NAKED BARROW-DOWNS OF THE ROAD
DON'T FORGET THE BARROW-DOWNS, MUM
YOU DESERVE A MORTH TODAY (so shut-up and take yer medicine!)
A BARROW-DOWNS IS FOREVER
COME SEE THE SOFTER SIDE OF MORTHORON (not bloody likely)
MOMS LIKE YOU CHOOSE MORTHORON (We've come for your daughter, Chuck)
I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE BARROW-DOWNS GIRLS
FALL INTO THE BARROW-DOWNS
YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS, WE'VE GOT MORTHORON
NO MORTH, NO COMMENT (literally!)
A DAY WITHOUT MORTH IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE (darn straight!)
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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