Dear most estimable editor
I, of the Pattersons Intellectual Society for Social and Technological Advantage and Kinetic Energy Refusal am highly infuriated by your proposal that we may have bricks in our brains. We jus' cpeek funy. I's no' are folt. I vehemently request that you rremove such an article from the vicinty of your paper that allows individuals to recieve news.
Yours offenenendeddly,
Cleh Verboy
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