Your wish is granted. However the mintyfresh toothpaste he used to solve his halitosis problem left his gnashers so bright and sparkly white that Bard was dazzled and missed. So there is still a Dragon in Erebor.
I wish Hobbits didn't have hairy feet.
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace
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