This just in, happy 100th issue to the Downer! Special Correspondent Oddwen Floddball gets her assigned special correspondence in *cough* on time!
In 2004, Tolkien fans were pleased to hear that a formerly undiscovered culture had been discovered in Indonesia, and that they were being called 'Hobbits'.
So inspired was one fan, that she went digging in her own North American backyard...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJpeKtHu6Q4
Starring Oddwen and Oliphaunts_Rule.