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Originally Posted by the phantom
And what's a snowbird doing here? I thought they liked warm weather, not the frozen north. And how does he know so much about languages?
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My dear
the phantom, it's summer. This is the time snowbirds spend up north.
Though, granted, there aren't mosquitoes in Ariz... I mean, in Umbar.
And it's rather chilly.
Curse those dead Rangers for talking me into this! How am I supposed to get back to Annúminas in time for my motorcad... I mean, my waggon train, back to Ariz... I mean, Umbar? Dying on us like that, really! It's most inconvenient.
As for how I know so many languages? Are you insinuating, Mr.
the Phantom, that we men of the land can't handle tough academics? The Valar know we have time for it, sitting there on our tracto... I mean, walking behind the plow.
Besides, I'm Dúnedain. Elvish languages are the
only one I can read!
As for why I'm along... I'm a retiree. Sight-seeing tours are what we do!
Now, if you'll excuse me, my senior citizen's bladder ain't what it used to be...