Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
(sung to tune of "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song. Apologies to Flatt and Scruggs)
Come and listen to my story
of a Hobbit named Baggins.
Met up with some Dwarves
and he went to whoop a Dragon.
Then one day he was wanderin' 'round with
Sting,
when up from the ground came the gosh-durn Ring!
(One Ring, that is...
Black Arts...
Curse of M.E.)
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