Theoden is mad because he can't see a new picture!
Bilbo Jones's Diary - The Edge of Wilderland.
Weight: 135lbs
Smokes: 7 pipes of Longbottom Leaf
Alcohol: 8 pints
Calories: 3,472
Cannot believe I am sitting in the Rivendell garden again. Frodo still not turned up. Gandalf not written. When is Elrond going to stop all that tra-la-lallying?
So embarrassing...