If Tolkien was still alive I would paradrop through his skylights kidnap him and put him into some sort of cyrogenic freezing chamber until, some new technology becomes available that means you can write books in a couple of seconds, scanning your brain until it knows exactly what you want written. Then force him to write hundreds more ME books, expanding on every subject ever written in any of his books.
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A Elbereth Githoniel silivren penna miriel
o menel aglar elenath! Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath,
Faunilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon!
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