Stupid MapQuest!
Saruman: Hey Grima, check it out. I'm hacking into the the MapQuest database and changing a few routes.
Grima: Wow, look at that new winding one - didn't that used to be the eagle route straight to the Sammath Naur?
Saruman: Yep, the new 'detour' will take months. And check out what I did to the Straight Road.
Grima: Wow, it's not even there!
Saruman: *snicker* I know...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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