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BRINNIEL: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of the Village! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Rune carries with him! Brother Rune! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
KATH: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
NERWEN: How does it, um-- how does it work?
LOMMY: I know not.
BRINNIEL: Consult the Book of Armaments!
RUNE: Armaments, Chapter Two, verses Nine to Twenty-one.
GREENIE: And the village raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,'O Fea, bless this thy hand grenade that with it we mayest blow our enemies – specifically Ilya – to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And Fea did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—
LOMMY: Skip a bit, Sister.
GREENIE: And Fea spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of the Village towards Ilya, who, being naughty in your sight, shall snuff it.'
GIL-GALAD: Amen.
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Dead:
Fea
Mith
Rikae
Diamond18 (ordo)
Legate (ordo)
McCaber (ordo)
Eönwë/Steve (ordo)
Aganzir (ordo)
Ka (wolf)
Shasta (ordo)
Mormegil (wolf)
Nogrod (wolf)
Boromir88 (seer)
Sally (ordo)
the phantom (ordo)
Gwathagor (ordo)
Ilya (ordo)
Alive:
Brinniel
Gil-Galad
Greenie
Lommy
Kath
Nerwen
Rune
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