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EDITORIAL REPLY
Dear Editor:
This week's edition of your newspaper was much abbreviated. I appreciate the shortened version. I request you make further reductions in your future editions. With any luck, you may soon disappear altogether.
One small cut for the 'Downer; one giant relief for mankind.
Tersely yours,
Curt Frankenbluff
Chief Redactor
Blunt & Brusque Briefs, Ltd.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
Last edited by Morthoron; 12-23-2008 at 08:29 AM.
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