[satansaloser2005]

Be Prepared (for the reign of the wolf, precious)
[all Ferny's bits in parentheses]

I never thought a cobbler essential
Just an ordo who's not to be slain
But Ferny's got a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain

I know that his powers of retention
Are as wet as a penguin's backside
Useful though you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your suggestions for night kills
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking lyches and victory
Your options are far beyond compare

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A victory's at hand, our ally
And where do you feature?
Just listen to Sally

I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last the village is dead
And the wraiths shall triumph again
Be prepared!

It's great that you'll soon be connected
With a team who'll be all-time adored

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though we'll be victorious
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get the ring without us!

So prepare for the game of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(I'll survive!)
Tenacity spanning
(Stay alive!)
Decades of denial
(I repeat!)
Is simply why we'll
(My heart'll still beat!)
Be winners unchallenged
(Aaaaaaah...)
Brinn's (and Sally's) death avenged
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder we are
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!