Just fyi, while all of you pieces have been having your stand-offs and discussions, I've quietly been inching down the side of the board.
And I just reached the back row, meaning that now you have another Queen on your hands.
Boo-yah! Didn't see that coming, did you?
Huh? What do you mean that I have to wear a skirt now? Not every Queen wears one! No! I refuse!
Okay, never mind. I don't want to be a Queen any more.
*retreats back to middle of the board*