How do you... ? Oh never mind, this is a family asylum.
Well, it looks to me as if
Fea and
Phantom (in spite of his pining for the fjords) have posting requirements;
Durelin was ordered to spam us with statistics,
Lommy was told to act like
Nogrod,
Nerwen to revisit her fangirl role, and
Mac to act like me.
If this means anything, it means that they are all cobblers, making our wereducks
Mira,
Lari,
Nienna and
Brinn.
Several people have hinted quite blatently at being the seer, and therefore are probably evil:
Nienna,
Brinn, and
Shasta.
Nienna and
Brinn are doubly evil. They are probably wereduck lovers secretly plotting against the rest of their flock.
Or maybe all this is utter nonsense because all speculation is impossible at this point.... who knows.....

. By toMorrow, those of us still alive will probably be considerably wiser. For instance, we don't even know how many deaths there'll be tonight.
Bla bla bla.