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satansaloser2005 · 03-30-2009, 01:19 PM

Day Six

The group was getting desperate now, after convincing themselves that someone was sitting in the corner mass producing ducks.

In their panic they cornered Durie, carrying large sticks.

“You don't want to do this,” Durie warned, backing away slowly. “Lari, come on. Who's side are you on?”

Lari considered this for a moment then turned her stick on Noggie, but Durie was still outnumbered.

As they all (even Lari had no choice but to go with the group, for fear of facing their wrath later) drove their poles into Durie's body she shrieked. “Don't poke me!” she shouted.

Sally's hand clapped over Phantom's mouth from their observation post around the corner. “Don't even think about it.” Phantom was about to reply when the scene before them caught their attention.

Durie seemed to explode as one, then another, then two, then three, five, and even eight small ducklings erupted from her body.

Fea and Lari saw the creatures aiming their beaks at them and screamed a chorus of, “Mother-”

“Duck!” Nog interrupted, seeing several of the duck spawn dive at him, and he just managed to pull Nilp's charred corpse over him in time.

“Yeah, exactly what we were going to say,” the two girls muttered. “Mother Duck, that's her.”

Mith looked at them strangely. “It's Mother Goose, you idiots,” she muttered, before hitting the ground again to avoid the peckish villains.

The scene continued unabated for several minutes until suddenly the CGI artist in charge of animating the foul fouls suffered a fatal heart attack and died.

“It's about time someone stopped this Bolshevik Revolution,” Phantom commented as the mini-Duries disappeared from view, and Sally agreed with a nod and a giggle.

Durie's body lay on the ground, surrounded by cartoon and live action feathers. She was dead, as Sally quickly confirmed.

“As moddess here I must aver
I've thoroughly examined her
And Durie's not just merely dead
She's plucked and most sincerely dead”

The four living escapees cheered, dancing around in celebration of their victory.

Phantom and Sally watched them, snickering to themselves as Mnemo snuck into their midst, drooling.

The Living
Mith
Noggie
Lari
Fea

The Dead
Everyone who's already dead
Durie (were-duck, drawn badly on Day Six)

GAME OVER

VILLAGE WINS
WERE-DUCKS LOSE
LOVERS LOSE
MODDESS GIGGLES
PHANTOM SNICKERS
DUCKESS QUACKS

A note: There never was a reproducing duck, I just wrote it that way because the theory was too good to not mention.

03-30-2009, 01:19 PM	#1297
satansaloser2005 The Sweetest Spoiler Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly Posts: 5,789	Meh, I've been mean enough.... Day Six The group was getting desperate now, after convincing themselves that someone was sitting in the corner mass producing ducks. In their panic they cornered Durie, carrying large sticks. “You don't want to do this,” Durie warned, backing away slowly. “Lari, come on. Who's side are you on?” Lari considered this for a moment then turned her stick on Noggie, but Durie was still outnumbered. As they all (even Lari had no choice but to go with the group, for fear of facing their wrath later) drove their poles into Durie's body she shrieked. “Don't poke me!” she shouted. Sally's hand clapped over Phantom's mouth from their observation post around the corner. “Don't even think about it.” Phantom was about to reply when the scene before them caught their attention. Durie seemed to explode as one, then another, then two, then three, five, and even eight small ducklings erupted from her body. Fea and Lari saw the creatures aiming their beaks at them and screamed a chorus of, “Mother-” “Duck!” Nog interrupted, seeing several of the duck spawn dive at him, and he just managed to pull Nilp's charred corpse over him in time. “Yeah, exactly what we were going to say,” the two girls muttered. “Mother Duck, that's her.” Mith looked at them strangely. “It's Mother Goose, you idiots,” she muttered, before hitting the ground again to avoid the peckish villains. The scene continued unabated for several minutes until suddenly the CGI artist in charge of animating the foul fouls suffered a fatal heart attack and died. “It's about time someone stopped this Bolshevik Revolution,” Phantom commented as the mini-Duries disappeared from view, and Sally agreed with a nod and a giggle. Durie's body lay on the ground, surrounded by cartoon and live action feathers. She was dead, as Sally quickly confirmed. “As moddess here I must aver I've thoroughly examined her And Durie's not just merely dead She's plucked and most sincerely dead” The four living escapees cheered, dancing around in celebration of their victory. Phantom and Sally watched them, snickering to themselves as Mnemo snuck into their midst, drooling. The Living Mith Noggie Lari Fea The Dead Everyone who's already dead Durie (were-duck, drawn badly on Day Six) GAME OVER VILLAGE WINS WERE-DUCKS LOSE LOVERS LOSE MODDESS GIGGLES PHANTOM SNICKERS DUCKESS QUACKS A note: There never was a reproducing duck, I just wrote it that way because the theory was too good to not mention. __________________ "My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.