Oh ladies, your perfume idea is just hilarious! love it.

What about "Gollum" by Phantom?
Meanwhile you have managed to do in all the interesting characters...
Hurt Gaffer, hurt Faramir, heal Erkenbrand
Erkenbrand (4)
Faramir (5)
Gaffer Gamgee (2)
Gilraen (6)
Lobelia (2)
Gildor by Phantom
Nob by Gordis
Bergil by Gordis
Fatty Bolger by Nilpness
Halbarad by Nogrod
Glorfindel by Gordis
Dain II Ironfoot by Mormegil
Caradhras by Mormegil the Cruel
Imrahil by Phantom
Bill the Pony by Rikae
Saruman by Rikae
Denethor by Mormegil
Elladan & Elrohir by Kent
Gríma by Mithalwen
Gollum by Phantom