[narfforc]

In Rivendell where Elves yet dwell,
they have latrines that do not smell.
Peoples come from far and near,
at elven-maidens just to leer.
Then one day four hobbits came,
to look for fortune and for fame.
But all they found was trouble more,
and poetry, poetry, what a bore.
Frodo from afar did see,
Bilbo Baggins beneath a tree.
In that hour was made his mind,
for the exit door to find.
"I have to get away from here,
or Bilbo rhymes I'll have to hear".
Hearing this Sam did say,
"Quick let's make a getaway".
But all to late I am afraid,
by Elrond they were waylaid.
The moral of this story is,
KEEP AWAY FROM IMLADRISS.