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The Whitewater Rafting Guide by Boromir
You're Never Alone With a Schizophrenic by Smeagol
Orcs with Forks: A Modern Guide to Table Etiquette by Gorbag, Shagrat, et al.
English Pronunciation and Grammar by Hamfast Gamgee
Treatment of Conjuctivitis, Blepharitis and Red Eye Symptoms by Sauron
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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