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I was driving home and thinking of Denethor. Movie flavored, this time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Saruman: He does not know fear, he does not know pain, he will eat man-flesh!
Eowyn: He fears a cage.
Grima: The Chicken has always been our friend and ally.
Saruman: You reek of chicken.
Theoden: He will be three hundred leagues north by now.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Saruman: TO WAAAAAR!!!
Denethor: He seeks to supplant me!
Faramir: He brings the Steward a mighty gift.
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...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.
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