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How about a murder mystery that involves the strange deaths of writers of bad Tolkien fan-fiction? We can call it "Who Killed Mary Sue?" In the end, the critic-murderer is found not guilty and given the Congressional Medal of Honor for outstanding service to the literary world. Eventually, bad fan-fiction writers are put to sleep to put the rest of us out of their misery. The medical term for the procedure will be called Mary-Suethenasia.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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