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Hello, everybody.
I've arrived.
Fashionably late, of course.
Everybody knows my first day feelings: nobody's done anything particularly naughty yet, so nobody really has anything to hide, ergo nobody has any reason at all to be acting suspiciously, so any suspicions are pure bunk, created with poor reasoning and no legitimate evidence based on fact.
Consequently: I think we should lynch the phantom today, just because I seem to remember he's never been lynched, and I'd hate to deprive him of the honor of an early demise.
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