Oddwen tried straightforward tactics putting the moral message into the headline. You can see her calling help from the higher powers in there! There is hope! And note the nice copy of my earlier Facebook pic! (the beard though…)
Or there was hope before
Hookbill took his turn. The infamous yellow journalism had a total triumph!
“Mr Underhill's usual morning ritual of staring at a bearded man was interupted by news of the Saucepan Man's latest 'child beating' fiasco.”
Greenie was squared… sorry, scared about the news and tried to give it the nicest possible interpretation.
But
Eönwë was more into the gore… and anyway totally under influence of something: too much Freud and HP at least, a pinch of Morgoth to be sure.
“A smiling sun looks on as Samwise Gamgee cuts Hagrid's head off with his laser vision while drinking tea, only possible because he watched SpM hitting himself with a carpet beater as a child, according to the strange singing man.”
Brinn tried to bring the PT into the relatively sane trails – if you can call drawing
Eönwë’s sentence sane in any measure possible. But she did a decent job there: all the details involved! What wounds this left in
Brinn’s soul remains to be seen and studied by anthropologists, psychologists and the students of behaviorism.
Did
Form just reveal the roots of his true identity and childhood experiences or is this just an evil trick?
“The baby Saucepan Man levitates before an onlooker in the 1930s while Beorn has his head blasted off by the hip young lovechild of Frodo and Cyclops.”