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Boromir: Are those wings on your back?
Ugluk: No! I'm not a Balrog!
Boromir: Balrogs don't have wings!
Ugluk: Yes they do!
Boromir: No they don't! How could it have fallen then?
Ugluk: Yes they did. How could it's wings spread from wall to wall?
Boromir: They were metaphorical!
Ugluk: No they weren't!
Boromir: Balrogs don't have wings!
Ugluk: Yes they do!
Boromir: *draws sword* *charges*
Pippin: *runs away* Does it really matter that much?
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