The D-league vs. the Dark Monarch Volume 1, Issue 7: Thou of awesomeness, we salute you.
"So,
Fea is going to die at the end anyway? I'm tempted to vote her." said
tp.
"Anyone who votes for
Fea will automatically get a vote from me." said
morm.
"I would normally agree with you
tp." began
Rikae. "But with the amount of villains, and number of deaths each night, we should vote someone else to give us another chance at catching a villain today."
"I'm not saying we should all vote for and lynch
Fea." protested
tp. "I'm saying let's give her a few votes, so she can be a safe fall back if it just so happens the leading vote getter says
'I'm the Hunter'"
Ahh...said most of the villagers. All seeming to agree
tp was making the most sense, but at the same time not trusting his motives.
I needed the shelter of Brinn's arms, there you were.
I needed you sally to understand my ups and downs, there you were.
With sweet love and devotion
Deeply touching my emotion
I just want to stop and thank you wilwa
I just want to stop and thank you Dury
How sweet it is to be loved by you.
(Compliments to James Taylor)
"That's it," declared
Durelin. "
++the phantom "
"I still say
Fea." said
Lommy. "She's too beautiful to be kept alive."
"And too smart." added
Pitch.
"Plus too clever." chimed in
Nerwen.
"Not to mention too scary." shivered
Hakon
"Did someone already say too beautiful?" asked
Form
Fea, who had been silent the entire time decided to speak up. "Basically you all want to kill me because I'm awesome then?"
"Yes
Fea." said
Nienna. "Whatever you touch is awesome. We can not deal with all your awesomeness."
The heroes made their first decision. It would be
Fea, but as they all closed around her,
Fea suddenly dropped dead.
"What happened?" asked
alona.
"I think she died because she was so awesome." said
Shasta.
"You can die from awesomeness? I didn't know that."
Lari sounded impressed.
"Well how many people did we know as awesome as
Fea?" asked
Mira. But it was a rhetorical question, because all the heroes knew the answer was "no one."
Fea lie dead caused by pure awesomeness. Everyone waited around to see if there was a transformation. There was none. She was an ordo.
~~
"Well, that didn't turn out as well as expected." said
tum. "Should we try another?"
The heroes decided they would try their luck at another. But who? The controversial
Hakon? The subtetly suspicious
Pitch? The bear-mongerers
Rikae and
tp? The some-reason-presumed-to-be-dangerous
Nessa?
"How about
Hakon?" said
morm.
"It won't do good killing me!" protested
Hakon.
"
Pitch is kind of suspicious for some reason." said
Shasta.
"Yes." agreed
Rikae "He sounds reasonable, yet doesn't post too much."
"You're making a HUGE mistake!" screamed
Pitch as he entered back with the rest.
"Why is that?" they all asked at the same time.
"I'M YOUR SEER FOR PETE'S SAKE!"
Pitch was irate. "YOU SHOULD HAVE ALL LISTENED TO THE PHANTOM."
All the heroes looked around at first. Startled, questioning whether he was bluffing.
"Too late now." said
Nienna. "Sorry."
Pitch called his flies to help him escape. They came! They were coming!
Get here, Get here my brethren! The flies came in the nick of time to lift Pitch up and out of the crowd looking for blood. He soared higher and higher, this time way above the treetops. He kept climbing higher, but they only kept lifting him up. The flies quickly dropped Pitch, and he fell long, hard, and hit with a mighty
splat.
Pitch was dead. The heroes gathered around, and out of his hand roled a magical eye. The eye of Wild-eye. The Heroes seer was dead.
"Told you this would happen." said
tp bowing his head.
Living
wilwa (the Dark Monarch)
alonariel-
Rosemancer, creates useful, everyday charms
autume-
Lady Tum, The Fish Whisperer, can converse with fish
Brinn-
Butterfingers (aka The Klutz) breaks everything she touches
Durelin-
Felis Grey, under the impression her domestic cats obey her
Fea-
Docter Girlfriend, can flirt exceptionally for unusually long intervals
Formendacil-
Celibateman, saving girls everywhere from awkward 1st dates
Hakon-
Leaf man, can grow leaves on his limbs whenever he wants
Inziladun-
Docter Electron, can predict the precise moment a light bulb will blow
Lari-
Hover girl, can hover 3 feet off the ground
Lommy-
Prin-Guin, claimed princess of the penguins, wears a penguin suit and crown
Macalaure-
The Incredible Sulk, when angry he turns green and pouts
Mira-
Narcolepsy girl, falls asleep at the most inoppurtune moment
morm-
Athletes Foot Man, grows edible green fungus in feet
Nerwen-
The Reverser, can read and write backwards
Nessa-
Laughing Lass, can make others laugh uncontrollably
Nienna-
Word Cloud Girl, analyzes people based on the frequency of the words they use
Pitchwife-
Studebaker Hawk, flies by covering legs in syrup which attracts a swarm of flies
Rikae-
Doktor Von und Zum Quatsch
sally-
Movie quotes girl, quotes/recognizes quotes out of movies and TV
Shasta-
Mr. E., always cast in shadows
the phantom-
Candor Man not to be confused with Condor Man, the truth is brutal
Dead
Boro-
Wild-eye (Night 1)
Fea-
Doctor Girlfriend, died from sheer awesomeness (Day 1) -
ordo
Pitch-
Studebaker Hawk, fell to his death (Day 1) -
seer
It is now NIGHT 2. Villains talk and send in a kill. Bear send in a kill. Hunter and Ranger choices. BFFs you know what to do.
Edit: the narrations contain no hints to people's roles. I stuck with what the general idea of the heroes were towards something, or a person. If you think I've misrepresented you, you can PM me. Thanks