The D-league vs. The Dark Monarch
Volume 2, Issue 6: The darkness is closing in
"Not another coinflip!"
Mac said angrily. "
Nerwen!"
"?od ot em tnaw uoy od tahW"
"Why didn't you vote for
Nessa!" shouted
Nienna.
But it did not matter, as a voice came from thin air and declared
Nessa will die!
Nessa had been too busy laughing the entire time, to even say anything all day long. Once she realized she was going to die, she suddenly stopped laughing and burst out into tear. "I don't know what I did to deserve this? Why me? Why!!!? I don't think my happy heart can take this pain."
Nessa who had spent her entire life in laughter and joy could not deal with the betrayal of her fellow heroes and she died with tears streaking down her face and the saddest face anyone had ever seen.
The sight of
Nessa's death suddenly made
Form and
Nienna perk up joyfully. "Well that means I guess we don't need these disguises anymore!"
Form changed into a rabid dog. "Pain at your service."
"And
Gust!" said
Nienna "at yours! We have already decided that
Mac shall die tonight."
"So it is you!" said
Nerwen grovelling at the villains feet. "I am in the Dark Monarch's debt!"
"Yes you are!" spat
Nienna. "Since you could have made this last day easier on us, but we shall let Her decide what to do with you."
Mac was also on the ground sulking after
Nessa's death, knowing that they had a chance even after the seer was lynched on Day 1, but missed it. "Get it over with and kill me now. I can't bear this anger I am feeling right now. Anger at everyone! Especially that wretched voice that keeps appearing."
"I'm sure we can accomadate that!" laughed Pain.
Gust was going in for a quick kill, but stopped at the sight of Mac turning a green that was a horrible looking lime-green. A green that no one had ever seen before, nor did anyone really want to. "Anger rising! Can not control! Must let go, must cry!"
Mac had always been able to release his anger through tears, but now he found he could not. He only turned a brighter and brighter lime-green and rolled over on the floor dead.
"
Nerwen!" yelled Gust "Maybe, you will be forgiven if you help us finish these heroes off!"
"!erom semit noillim a dna ,uoy rof gnihtyna ,seY" Nerwen turned her attention towards the one innocent hero remaining...
sally.
"My name is
sally-go montoya! You killed my father prepare to die!"
"rehtaf ruoy llik t'ndid I"
"Of course not silly." chuckled
sally. "Movie quotes girl...duh? erm...I should get back into character. I've been in the revenge business for so long, now that it's over, I don't know what I want to do with my life."
"Oh forget it!" spat Nerwen. She had stolen the bow and arrow from
Durelin's room from the night she died. She lit the arrow in the fireplace and shot
sally directly in the heart.
"I guess that's what you would call...heart burn"
Form laughed out hysterically.
"Oh burn!" cackled
Nienna.
"She's all...burnt out!" added
Nerwen.
"Ok, that just killed it" said
Form.
"Yes, definitely too much." agreed
Nienna. "There is a line and you just went over it."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Living
wilwa (the Dark Monarch)
Formendacil- Celibateman, saving girls everywhere from awkward 1st dates -
Pain
Nerwen- The Reverser, can read and write backwards -
cobbler
Nienna- Word Cloud Girl, analyzes people based on the frequency of the words they use -
Gust
Dead
Boro- Wild-eye (Night 1)
Fea- Doctor Girlfriend, died from sheer awesomeness (Day 1) -
ordo
Pitch- Studebaker Hawk, fell to his death (Day 1) -
Seer
Hakon- Leaf Man, made into firewood (Night 2) -
ordo
Lari- Hover Girl, broken neck (Night 2) -
ordo
Inziladun- Dr. Electron, used as filament (Day 2) -
ordo
the phantom- Candor Man, taken by special request of the Monarch (Night 3) -
ordo
Brinniel- Butterfingers, caught herself on fire (Night 3) -
ordo
alonariel- Charms girl, killed by Norm (Day 3) -
Firefly
Norm- sacrificed himself to kill alona (Day 3) -
No votes
Shasta- Mr. E., No longer with the shadows (Night 4) -
Ranger
morm- Athletes' foot man, sprayed with Tinactin (Day 4)-
ordo
Rikae- Doktor Quatsch, scrabbled by the wolves (Night 5)-
BFF
Durelin- Felis Grey, bear strangled her with cats' tails (Night 5)-
Hunter
Lommy- Prin-Guin, toppled down stairs, inflated killer whale involved (Day 5) –
ordo
autume- Lady Tum, The Fish Whisperer, forced to sleep with the fishes (Night 6)-
ordo
Mira- Narcolepsy girl, attacked and mangled mid-shift (Night 6)-
Shape-shifter
Nessa- The laugher, died from grief. (Day 6) -
ordo
Macalaure- The Incredible Sulk, killed by his own fury (Night 7) -
BFF
sally- Movie quotes girl, killed by the cobbler with a flaming arrow (Night 7) -
ordo
VILLAINS WIN!
COBBLER WINS!
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The D-league vs. The Dark Monarch
Volume 2, Issue 7: The Dark Monarch's weakness
It was back in the Dark Monarchs evil, but pretty lair, when Pain, Gust, and
Nerwen returned to tell their boss the good news. But when they returned they saw the Dark Monarch, curled up on the couch with, who!? It was
phantom!
"I told you that I can tell no lie. You are the prettiest person I have ever laid eyes on."
"I am so glad I decided not to kill you." blushed
wilwa "You are the sweetest, kindest, most gentle man I have met. You understand me like no one else can."
"Umm...boss" said Pain interrupting. The Dark Monarch did not like having her moment interrupted right now.
"What!?" she snapped.
"We got them boss." said
Nienna "Wild-eye's pathetic band of misfits have fallen. You can now rule the world as you wish, and your faithful servants will be at your command."
"What makes you think I will need you anymore?" said
wilwa.
"We faithfully killed for you!" said Gust heartbroken at her boss' sudden change. "We have done everything you asked."
"Well I don't need you anymore. Since you are no more use, it's probably best that I just put you out of your misery now."
"Don't do that." said
the phantom calmly. "Let them go, most benelovent Monarch. Release them from your service freely. Then you and I we can travel the world together. We can see many beautiful places together. Think about it! Have I ever steered you wrong?"
"No you have not." smiled
wilwa "You are the only one who has never done so, and you never will. I see that now. You are right, of course you are right. Pain, Gust, leave us...you are now free."
Pain and Gust looked confused, they stood there not knowing what to do. They had been in the Dark Monarch's service for so long, they did not know what she was talking about. "Ah, but before you do" said
wilwa "I think it best to remove the spirits that I have placed in you, only then can you really be free."
Pain and Gust suddenly reverted back to
Nienna and
Form. They looked at eachother, then at
Nerwen who was speechless at the Dark Monarch's kindness. This was not the Dark Lord she had been hearing stories about. This was not the great, all powerful Dark Monarch. This was someone entirely different, and it was made so by the remarkable candor of
the phantom.
Wilwa had forsaken her evil ways, where her and the phantom lived happily ever after. Awwww.
Mwa ha ha. Silly for wilwa to ever believe a co-mod can win!
WILD-EYE WINS! YAY!
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and I will probably get the surveys up tonight as well