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Tom Cruise?
As Bard?
*Boggles, then throws up in his mouth a little*
Ummm...that would rank with casting James Cagney as Robin Hood instead of Errol Flynn (actually was going to happen except for a blessed miracle of inopportune scheduling ).
Have I mentioned how I felt Cruise was terribly miscast as Colonel von Stauffenberg in Valkyrie? Don't get me started.
You might as well cast Jim Carrey as the ElvenKing.
*Makes himself ill and runs to the bathroom*
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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