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Gandalf: I now pronounce you Sam and...hobbit? Frodo, do you have the Ring?
Frodo: They can't have the Ring.
Gandalf: Ummm...Frodo, we discussed this prior to the wedding.
Frodo: I don't care what we discussed, the Ring is precious to me!
Sam: But Mr. Frodo, we've only rented the hall 'till 10 pm. We don't have time to be arguing about the Ring.
Frodo: The Ring is only ceremonial, you don't need a Ring to be married.
Gandalf: This is absurb! I was a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company, dash it all! I don't need this inane role.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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