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Mirandir · 10-25-2009, 06:03 PM

Do balrogs have wings?
They have shadows that are suspiciously in the shape of wings. Whether or not they function is still up for debate.
Where do hobbits come from? (I'll at least be clean. Lol.)
The grow out of the ground.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Not that much. They actually have very poor dental plans.
How many roads must a man walk down?
As many as it takes to make it to the end of the world.
Why is the sky blue?
Because if it was green people would confuse it with the grass.
What's 48,589,294 time 598?
29,056,397,812
What is the speed of dark?
Duck times post office squared.
Why do fools fall in love?
Because natural selection hasn't kicked in quite yet.
Paper or plastic?
Jello.
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
The pineapple which spawned everything.
What does Santa do if you don't celebrate Christmas?
Still sneaks into your house and tries to steal cookies and milk.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
More than any normal person would want to take to get to the center.
Inconceivable! Does that word mean what you think it means?
I do believe that it does.
Why can't a sonic screwdriver undo a deadlock seal? Could it do a livelock seal? Or a livestock seal? A seal of approval? The seal of the President? A harp seal?
Because it is not a deadlock screwdriver. It can, however, undo the lock on Sonic the Hedgehog's hut.
Why couldn't I think of better questions?
Because you're silly.
Will you still let me play after this?
Mmmm...we'll see how it goes.

Cookies, please.

10-25-2009, 06:03 PM	#35
Mirandir Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: CT/NY Posts: 681	Do balrogs have wings? They have shadows that are suspiciously in the shape of wings. Whether or not they function is still up for debate. Where do hobbits come from? (I'll at least be clean. Lol.) The grow out of the ground. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Not that much. They actually have very poor dental plans. How many roads must a man walk down? As many as it takes to make it to the end of the world. Why is the sky blue? Because if it was green people would confuse it with the grass. What's 48,589,294 time 598? 29,056,397,812 What is the speed of dark? Duck times post office squared. Why do fools fall in love? Because natural selection hasn't kicked in quite yet. Paper or plastic? Jello. Which came first? The chicken or the egg? The pineapple which spawned everything. What does Santa do if you don't celebrate Christmas? Still sneaks into your house and tries to steal cookies and milk. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? More than any normal person would want to take to get to the center. Inconceivable! Does that word mean what you think it means? I do believe that it does. Why can't a sonic screwdriver undo a deadlock seal? Could it do a livelock seal? Or a livestock seal? A seal of approval? The seal of the President? A harp seal? Because it is not a deadlock screwdriver. It can, however, undo the lock on Sonic the Hedgehog's hut. Why couldn't I think of better questions? Because you're silly. Will you still let me play after this? Mmmm...we'll see how it goes. Cookies, please. __________________ Rise and rise again until lambs become lions.