[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.) stated strongly, in a
letter to The Times:

I've noticed a tendency for these "dish" comments to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last comments were very silly indeed, and that last one about disappearing and reappearing dishes was even sillier. Now nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends. Come to think of it most people like a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good clean healthy thread here. As you were. Carry on.

Btw, his wife objects to all this sex on the telly.