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			I'm going as a hobbit.  No pointy ears, no curly hair.  I stand 5'9, I have about five invisible, blond hairs on my toes, and I'm not glueing rugs onto my feet either.  And I'm going to wear breeches, a hobbitty shirt, jacket, and cloak, a ring on a chain, and I'll enjoy the movie  and the line party and not worry about it.
 So... Relax, put on some elvish jewellry and wear your costume.  Tell fellow line-partiers that you are a short-haired elf.  They'll get over it.  The point is for YOU to have fun and enjoy yourself and enjoy the movie.
 
				__________________...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.
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