Sorry I just got around to putting this up; trudged home and grabbed a sandwich and chips before I posted. Enjoy!
(Oh, and if anyone finds a good video of this actual song lemme know and I'll link it in.)
Legate:
Some wolves just go on,
Hardly caring of titles.
Others just coast through
The game being idle.
But
Mnemo’s not like that,
She finds herself suspect
She’d much rather be
In the mod’s Werewolf death list!
Because she’s Fenris Duck!
Lommie:
Sir, if I just point out that
Legate:
Fenris Duck!
Lommie:
It isn't even the first Day!
Sally and Legate:
A Fenris Duck!
Lommie:
There’s been a lynch
She wasn’t in it!
Sally:
Fenris Duck!
Legate:
Just keep in mind
No Night One kill
Sally:
Come on, sing with us,
Boro.
Boro:
Um, okay. Ahem….
I guess a Fenris Duck!
Legate:
And that is why I cannot argue
Boro:
Fenris Duck!
Legate:
I’m always busy counting votes
Sally:
Yes, Fenris Duck!
Legate:
'Cause quite unlike
our dear old
phantom.
Sally and
Boro:
Fenris Duck!
Legate:
I think
Mnemo’s a....woman of impeccable taste!
Look at the rules, dear village,
and I think you will agree.
The only opinion that matters
in the Werewolf thread is….me!
So please don't tell me how
Inzil should be dead, or whatever, this or that.
Now go dispose of
Mnemo’s body
Maybe make me a nice
hat!
Lommie:
Oh boy!
Legate:
Because she’s Fenris Duck!
Lommie and
Morsul:
We don't know why we don’t have hoisin
Legate:
Fenris Duck!
Unexpected!
Roa:
And now I wish I would’ve stayed
All:
Because she’s Fenris Duck!
Lommie:
It doesn’t matter really
‘Cause she’s still a roasted duck
Legate:
So let the werewolves run amok!
Roa:
I fear the werewolves’ lives now suck
All:
Because she’s Fenris Duck!
Lommie:
Yes, and
Sally’s gone quite mad
Legate:
So let the werewolves run amok
Unexpected!
Anguirel:
I’m hungry for some crispy duck!
Legate:
Because she’s Fenris- Hey what's going on? She doesn't get a solo!
Sally:
Oh, but I love my duck
You're always there to entertain
I love my duck
You're my favorite little wench
*hums off-key*
Because I love….my….duck
(And at this point real!
Sally gets lazy and cuts off the parody, so everyone breaks out into random happy song!)
All:
We love….the….duck!!!!