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Originally Posted by Eönwë
Person 1: Pippin Christmas. Stop discriminating him. 
Person 2: But they're both Hobbits from the East of the Brandywine. Aragorn Christmas, anyone?
P1: But they're both humans. That's discrimination. How about Legolas Christmas?
P2: Or Gimli Christmas?
P3: This is getting ridiculous... why even bother sticking to Tolkien? How about an Eönwë Christmas?
P1 and P2: *simultaneously* Uh... that is Tolkien...
P3: I meant the BDer 
*spirals off into insanity* |
*spirals back into sanity*
P1: So we're agreed on Meriadoc Christmas, right?
P2: Yeah, Merry isn't his full name, Kalimac doesn't sound right with English, and Shagrat and Teleporno... erm...
P3: Yeah, Meriadoc Christmas.
P1: Right.
P2: Yeah.
P3: So how about New Year? We can't use Meriadoc again.
P1: Or the others...
P2: I kind of liked P3's idea before. We don't need to stick to Tolkien, let's go for other mythologies.
P3: You mean like Njord New Year?
P1: Or Prometheus New Year?
P2: Quetzalcoatl New Year?
P3: How about Hapi New Year? It has a kind of ring to it (no pun intended).
P1: Pun, what pun?
P3: Because it's a Tolkien forum...
P1: Erm... ok. But yeah, I agree, Hapi New Year does sound good.
P2: Yeah.
P3: So we're agreed: Meriadoc Christmas and a Hapi New Year.
THE END
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