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Originally Posted by Aganzir

I started (Middle-earth) roleplaying with my friends when I was 11 or 12, and in the beginning we used our characters' name everywhere, including our contacts.

I did use one nickname for a friend, but the wife (and most of the family) never played D&D, and so no help there. Could call 'Tinúviel,' but not sure that she would get it, even after the explanation. Better would be 'call my hot and youthful hardworking wife who is better than I deserve,' but that would probably run afoul of the interpreter.

Bag End is a really cute name for home. But sometimes there might times when Mordor would be more accurate (although of course your cell might confuse it with 'mother', what with the way you Americans pronounce Mordor)...

Mordor and Mother? Not likely. And I'm just not the kind of guy to call home 'Bag End."

Originally Posted by Bêthberry

Voice recognition technology? Hey, I must check out my new cell to see if I have that.

I actually leafed through the manual to see what I was doing wrong, and stumbled on this feature along the way. It does even more, but I think that *I'm* the one lacking in features now.

But I can just imagine the scenario if I get a cold or flu and my voice changes. How to convince the bloomin' machine I am who I say I am without sounding like Popeye?

On the one hand, it's incredible that without training, it reads and recognizes the words correctly. On the other, during those rare times when the kids are reproducing the theme of Melkor in the background, the phone stumbles a bit.

As for home, I guess I'd have to stick with "Call Bombadil."

Why?

Originally Posted by Ibrîniðilpathânezel

I suppose I'm glad it doesn't have voice recognition; getting my personalized ring tone on it was hard enough.

That hack was worth the days I spent on it, saving me from paying $2.99 for a ringtone...

(And for those familiar with my symphonies and suites, my ring tone is the theme I wrote for the Ring. Bad pun, I know, but I'll never get it confused with someone else's. My husband uses my theme for Sauron as the ring tone for me when I call. I should be miffed at that, but I just can't be. )

I considered using some of Howard Shore's works from the LotR trilogy. The Shire theme is nice, but wouldn't scare me enough to make me realize that I had to do something, like answer the phone or turn it off. Also considered the TTT end theme, as it has the lyrics, "We are lost, and can never go home..." but that too was a little to soft. Ended up with some Led Zep, Jimi Hendrix, Asia and The Who.

And no, I'm not ignoring your calls...I just can't hear my phone ring.

Originally Posted by mark12_30

I wish I could turn the voice recognition off. It is cheesy and clumsy and I never use it ($20 phone) and I wish it would just go away and let me poke buttons.

I didn't pick the phone, and so decided to make the best of it. Though I can eat, read the paper, change the radio station and do some banking while driving, I thought that it would be safer if I let the phone dial for me, as I wouldn't want to be distracted.

But if I DID use it... I don't know whether I'd be digging into a Sindarin dictionary for the elvish words (what is the elvish word for Home?) (Instead of Cell Phones, do my friends each have a Palantir?)

It's basically the same thing. Surely one day me and the kids will have a "Gandalf, Pippin and Palantir" moment.

Golly, it's as hard as coming up with passwords.

You see my point.

Originally Posted by Legate of Amon Lanc

But you don't need to, of course, limit yourself to such prosaic ways to express yourself. Just for the sake of coolness, and for utter discrediting yourself in the eyes of the "normal" people, you might try to use for a few cases to call things like "Elbereth Gilthoniel!" or "Ash Nazg Durbatuluk" (both with some appropriate intonation).

That would be too funny. I can see saying, "Call the Secret Fire of Anor."

"Calling the Secret Fire of Anor."

I think the image of a person with a sudden movement reaching into his pocket, taking out a mobile phone shining in the evening dark as it's being switched on, lifting it high in front of himself and crying "Elbereth Gilthoniel!" is pretty stunning... But of course, that's just one alternative.

It might be good for example for any emergency calls.

Plus it would set you off in a crowd, and if you were in trouble, the Tolkienphiles would be first at your side.

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

Surely there is a very obvious choice for a suitably favoured person:

"Mellon!"

Good catch! I figured someone would get this one (it occurred to me during my commute while I played the LotR movies through my head.) My guess is that, when it didn't confuse it with 'Helen,' it would try to call the bank.