Wow. That's a good one.
I'd feel very out of place answering this, seeing as I wouldn't be able to make a very creative riddle in response, but I just have to say how happy this makes me. 'Cause it really, really does. (Mostly that I got it at all, to be honest.) Good fortune to all of you trying to figure it out!
P.S. Mnemo, you sultry minx.