Original song is
here, because I know it's obscure as all heck. (Possible spoilers for Dr. Horrible in the actual song, so be ye warned. That is all.)
Hey village
Stop voting, chillax
I got a story to tell....
Every night I check the webs
To see who all has died
I think of Tum and then I wonder
Why’s she still alive?
I thought maybe a newbie pass
Has helped her on her way
But now she’s going down
And I ain’t gonna frown
I’m livin’
Longer than Tum
She’s dying toDay
No matter how fast she runs
Oh sure she can poke
And make silly jokes
She’s still gonna choke
I’m livin’!
So no one suspected
Her all of this time
Yet I’ll be the one
Still making cool rhymes
Who’s got a plan
To help out this next Night?
And who’s gonna go out
Without a fight?
She slacks at accusations
And laughs at all the rest
But I’ll be here toMorrow
When she’s all out of breath
I also know the mod
What are the odds?
Now I’m just dyin’
Oh, wait, I’m totally lyin’
‘Cause I’m livin’
Longer than Tum
So many Days, y’all
I’ve been waiting now
For her to get out of here
Just run off in fear
This gives me more cheer
I’m livin’
Tum played a good game
This I cannot deny
But when you’re dreamed by the seer
You know you should cry
Tum can’t keep her role in check
Not with a broken neck
I thought I’d throw a bone
But now she’s run off, scared, for home
She saw the votes coming
And she’s done for, folks!
Don’t matter to me if she cries
As long as she dies
(Of course I’ll go now too
‘Cause my luck’s a cowpie)
At least I’m not yet on my
Way now to die
Look at that votes now
Oh yeah, she’s sure goin’ down
And I’m just laughin’ loud
As I see the vote counts
Like to take a bow
But I’m sitting playin’ a game of Mau
I’m all out of rhymes now
So I’ll just go out
Watching Tum get down and out
Kicked in the – Asking you all
When’s she gonna burn?
While Tum just has that awful fur
I’m so laughin’ at her
I’m livin’
Longer than Tum
Still have a beating heart
My fingers (mostly) feel
I’m not even beginning
To suggest nails and wheels
Won’t say, “Silence! Kill!”
‘Cause I’m outlivin’ Tum
Yeah yeah yeah
I’m outlivin’ Tum
I’m waiting for her to trip over
Banana peels
Either way she’s gone
And I’m still on the player list
Don’t care if she’s missed
I’m outlivin’ Tum
ETA: Fixed some coding, and an apology. This isn't my usual standard but I did it in like ten minutes so please forgive any whoopsies. I know there's a couple errors, but I need to find them again so I can fix them.
