But... but... it was a publicity stunt to raise awareness for the Wights' Green Mould Charity! All we want is for all wights to have the opportunity to have that green fungus that we all take for granted! *is offended at lack of public support*
edit: 3000th post? WOOOO! But I'd been planning to save it for something special. Then again, what is more special than having your name in the top story of the Downer's magazine?