Hobbits look at the piano.
Hobbit 1: Alright, we better get on with it.
Hobbit 2: Come on, I stand here, and then you ever there. Ready? Now push.
Hobbit 1: Push, Push!
Hobbit 2: I am pushing!!
Hobbit 1: Stop!
Both of them step away from the piano.
Hobbit 2: How far did we push it?
Hobbit 1: 20 centimeters. Lets go get lunch.
Hobbit 2: Thought you would never ask!
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