I, personally, am going out as a Ring Wraith. At the doors, I will be saying:
"Give up the candy, she-human!"
"Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat or else I will freeze your heart into a useless, fear-engulfed block of ice and smash it against the sidewalk and have a bulldog lick up the shards."
*when they give me the candy* "Mordor thanks you for your services."
And various other things. Oh goodness. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I feel sorry for anyone whom I visit on Halloween.
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