My condolences to my fellow W.O.L.F.S. for our narrow but inglorious defeat. Congratulations to the village for their victory. I'd also like to congratulate
Inziladun for his spectacular final narration. Also, I'd like to thank our cobbler,
Aganzir, for her efforts to aid our glorious cause.
If
Inziladun's plan had succeeded, we would not only be deprived of Peter Jackson's films, but also Ralph Bakshi's
Lord of the Rings and the Rankin/Bass productions of
The Hobbit and
The Return of the King. And tell me, would not the world be a less merry place if deprived of
this and
this?