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Morthoron · 11-27-2010, 06:49 PM

Well, the Mouth of Sauron couldn't bloody well have a conversation like...

MoS: I am the Mouth of...ahem.

Gandalf: Beg pardon? The Mouth? The Mouth of whom?

MoS: You know.

Aragorn: Ummm...I am afraid we don't.

MoS: Oh come on! Him -- you know -- HIM!

Gandalf: You are not being very clear.

MoS: You know, the Big Guy.

Aragorn: Is he referring to a Troll?

Gimli: Could be. Troll's need someone to speak for them.

Legolas: Aye, they are very inarticulate.

MoS: No, no, no! I am the Mouth of Sssssss...of Sssss...oh damn!

Gandalf: Sssss?

Pippin: Sam!

Gimli: No! What would a Hobbit need with another mouth? They have one too many already!

Gandalf: This is getting us nowhere. What we need is someone who can speak for Sauron.

Pippin: Why, can't he speak for himself?

MoS: Sighs...

11-27-2010, 06:49 PM	#8
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	Well, the Mouth of Sauron couldn't bloody well have a conversation like... MoS: I am the Mouth of...ahem. Gandalf: Beg pardon? The Mouth? The Mouth of whom? MoS: You know. Aragorn: Ummm...I am afraid we don't. MoS: Oh come on! Him -- you know -- HIM! Gandalf: You are not being very clear. MoS: You know, the Big Guy. Aragorn: Is he referring to a Troll? Gimli: Could be. Troll's need someone to speak for them. Legolas: Aye, they are very inarticulate. MoS: No, no, no! I am the Mouth of Sssssss...of Sssss...oh damn! Gandalf: Sssss? Pippin: Sam! Gimli: No! What would a Hobbit need with another mouth? They have one too many already! Gandalf: This is getting us nowhere. What we need is someone who can speak for Sauron. Pippin: Why, can't he speak for himself? MoS: Sighs... __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.