[narfforc]

As oppose to Poem Parodies I'd like to see if anyone can parody poems that Tolkien wrote. Here is one that I did many moons ago:-


OLD TOM MOANS LIKE A VERY OLD MAN
HIS JACKETS TOO TIGHT AND HIS BOOTS ARE TAN
HE CAN'T SKIP FAR SINCE HE GOT FATTER
HIS BOOTS ARE TIGHT AND HE'S MAD AS A HATTER.

TOM'S OFF HOME TO HIS PRETTY GOLDIGGER
SHE'S VERY NICE WITH A REALLY GOOD FIGURE
DOWN BY A POND THAT WHERE HE CAUGHT HER
SILLY OLD TOM AND THE GLIBBER-WOMANS DAUGHTER.

OLD TOM SMILES BUT HES NOT HAPPY
GOLDIGGERS BROODY SO HE HAS TO WEAR A NAPPY
THAT WHY HE WALKS A LITTLE BIT FUNNY
AND HE SKIPS ALONG LIKE A FRIGHTENED BUNNY.