Boromir - noise pollution (when he blows his horn when starting from Rivendell (everyone around reacts too!)
Gollum - Illegal hunting in Ithilien
Sam has to be added to the list of criminals assaulting an endangered species - Shelob. It is even said she was the last and greatest of her kind!
Thingol and a host of other Elves - racist remarks.
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.
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