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Shillin' for the man ...
Pippin: "Do you know us?"
Merry: "We couldn't get a room at the Prancing Pony without being attacked by Black Riders."
Pippin: "So now we carry the Middle-earth Express card."
Merry: "Whether it's a pint at the Green Dragon or a night at a Minas Tirith, we're covered."
Pippin: "I'll say you're covered! What's that all over you?"
Merry: "It's carbon black from a Balrog. But no worries. I'll charge a hot bath on my MeX card!"
Pippin/Merry: "Don't leave The Shire without it!"
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Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.
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