Personally, I thought this long-gone Downer had it right:
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Originally Posted by Birdland, whoever Birdland may be
Yes, the Balrog was blond.
Tom Bombadil did have wings, but they were for ornamental purposes only.
Legolas is an enigma.
And entwives had beards, so most people couldn't tell them from Ents.
I'm glad I was able to clear this up for everyone.
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