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			'The Seven Phones are The PAL.HAND.T.V's of The Kings of Neomanor. Their name mean That With Which To Communicate from Afar and The Seeing-Phone of Oldcrank is but one of them' said The Grand Alf, as he then sang:-
 Big screens and loud rings
 With polytones three
 How good it is to have at hand
 A thing with which to see
 Seven styles of seven phones
 With one it's tariff free......
 
				__________________[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.
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