Glirdan is dead. He was an uninfected cave-trawler.
"Glirdy Pie"
(Parody of "Cherry Pie" by Warrant, and way safer for little ghouls)
It’s Pie’s time to die
He’s lynched all the time so it’s no surprise
Killed so much. Why’s he even try?
Poor Glirdy pie
Killed for keepin’ quiet
Killed for bein’ gone
Killed for bein’ here
And tellin’ everyone he’s on
Voted by the goodies
Voted by the bad
There’s very few votes
Poor Glirdy hasn’t had
Killin’ Glirdy all the time’s
Stoppin’ him from winnin’
This time’s cool though
He’d rather be singin’
Killin’ him without even
Havin’ a good case?
You’ll bring the Doctor down
And he’ll come with an Ace
I guess the lynch
Didn’t go too well, huh?
Maybe you’ll have
Better luck toMorrow
Poor, poor Glirdy pie
Somebody tell me
Why he always dies
Plays real well
But he keeps gettin’ fried
Poor Glirdy pie
Poor, poor Glirdy pie
Got bandwaggoned on
The poor, poor guy
Innocent
But he’s still gotta die
Poor Glirdy pie
Killin’ him Day One’s
Takin’ it a bit far
Lynchin’ someone else
Is it really that hard?
Poor little Glirdy
He’ll really be missed
And killin’ other sugars
Gets you on the Cupcake’s list
I guess the lynch
Didn’t go too well, huh?
Maybe you’ll have
Better luck tomorrow
Poor, poor Glirdy pie
Somebody tell me
Why he always dies
Plays real well
But he keeps gettin’ fried
Poor Glirdy pie
Poor, poor Glirdy pie
Got bandwaggoned on
The poor, poor guy
Innocent
But he’s still gotta die
Poor Glirdy pie
*insert a solo of pie tins being thrown into a wall....and drums*
Flippin’ werewolf veterans. 
Wilwa was just kiddin’
But Boro, Phantom, no
Then Nog added one
And he had about four
In comes the moddess
Crossin’ votes with the flow
Said, “You ain't gonna lynch
Little Glirdy no more....oh.”
Poor, poor Glirdy pie
You’re all in trouble
‘Cause he’s not alive
What’d he do
To deserve to die?
Poor Glirdy pie
Poor, poor Glirdy pie
Your votes made him leave so
Say goodbye
Innocent
But he’s still ‘bout to die
Poor Glirdy pie
Die, Glirdy, die
(I need to link a few things into this, but it's done. I hope you like it, Sir Pie.)
Shelob, Doctor, Sam, send me picks. Frodo, find your security blanket. Everyone else, don't sleep too hard.
Lynchables:
Wilwa
Lhuna
Dun
Bom
Shasta
Nog
Boro
Phantom
Lottie
Nerwen
Fea
Nienna
Lunchables:
Glirdan (ordo, lynched Day 1)
These people will be modfired if they do not vote toMorrow:
Nerwen
Lottie
Glirdan (oh wait....)
Fea
Nienna will get a pass because I think she may have an understandable RL issue. We'll see.